Greatest Kids' Comebacks Ever

There are no stupid answers to stupid questions -- only great comebacks! With these hundreds of wacky retorts you can crack-up your friends and make your parents groan. Try some "Cool School Crack Ups" to answer questions like "Why were you absent yesterday?" Sorry, the government UFO scientists have sworn me to secrecy. Make a "Rapid Recovery" to something like, "Do you talk back to your parents, too?" Yes, we love classical music. You did say talk Bach, didn't you? Tired of hearing, "Didn't I tell you to clean your room?" Answer, Yes, but first you'll have to raise my allowance; renting a bulldozer isn't cheap. Plenty of zany illustrations add to the laughs. Whether you want to bust a bully, annoy your siblings, or just have lots of fun, these clever comebacks will make you a master wordsmith and the king or queen of comics.